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for THE ACCIDENTAL BEAUTY QUEEN by
Teri Wilson.
As part of the tour, I have an except from this
delightful story to share with you today.
* The
Accidental Beauty Queen
* by Teri Wilson
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Books | Trade Paperback Original
* ISBN:
9781501197604 | $16.00
* E-ISBN:
9781501197611 | $7.99
* Audio-ISBN:
9781508283553 | $17.99
In this
charming romantic comedy perfect for fans of Meg Cabot and Sophie Kinsella,
critically acclaimed author Teri Wilson shows us that sometimes being pushed
out of your comfort zone leads you to the ultimate prize.
Charlotte Gorman loves her job as an
elementary school librarian, and is content to experience life through the
pages of her books. Which couldn’t be more opposite from her identical twin
sister. Ginny, an Instagram-famous beauty pageant contestant, has been chasing
a crown since she was old enough to enunciate the words world peace, and
she’s not giving up until she gets the title of Miss American Treasure. And
Ginny’s refusing to do it alone this time.
She
drags Charlotte to the pageant as a good luck charm, but the winning plan
quickly goes awry when Ginny has a terrible, face-altering allergic reaction
the night before the pageant, and Charlotte suddenly finds herself in a
switcheroo the twins haven’t successfully pulled off in
decades.
Woefully
unprepared for the glittery world of hair extensions, false eyelashes, and
push-up bras, Charlotte is mortified at every unstable step in her sky-high
stilettos. But as she discovers there’s more to her fellow contestants than
just wanting a sparkly crown, Charlotte realizes she has a whole new motivation
for winning.
THE ACCIDENTAL BEAUTY QUEEN is available HERE.
Now the
excerpt for your reading pleasure.
My sister
has always been the pretty one. The Jane Bennet to my Elizabeth, the Meg March
to my Jo.
It’s been
this way for so long that I’ve never questioned it. It’s never even bothered me
much. It just is.
Ginny is
my sister, and I love her, no matter how different our lives are. And trust me,
they’re about as opposite as you can imagine. But the chasm between our worlds
has never been quite so glaringly obvious as it is now, because instead of
restocking books on their respective shelves, I’m standing in an elevator at
the posh Huntington Spa Resort in Orlando, Florida, on the first Monday
afternoon of summer.
For
starters, at five feet seven, I’m by far the shortest person of the half dozen
or so on board. This is a rarity for me. As an elementary school librarian, I’m
accustomed to towering over people for the majority of my waking hours. I’m
also used to sitting in tiny chairs and using tiny, blunt-edged scissors, but
that’s beside the point. Five feet seven isn’t short. . . .
Unless you’re riding an elevator packed with beauty queens.
I don’t know what I expected when I signed on to spend a week cheering for my
sister at the Miss American Treasure pageant, but it wasn’t this. The
preliminary competition doesn’t start for another two days, so why are they all
wearing crowns and sashes already? And what is going on with their shoes?
Beauty pageant contestants wear heels. I know this, obviously. I mean, I’ve
seen Miss Congeniality at least twenty times over the years, thanks to
Ginny. But these are beyond high heels. Gracie Lou Freebush wouldn’t have
lasted a minute in them.
No offense to Sandra Bullock. I’m just saying.
I tighten
my grip on the handle of my suitcase, suddenly extremely conscious of the state
of my hair. Orlando is one of the most humid places on earth, and the half hour
ride on the airport shuttle was not kind. For once, I actually feel sorry for
Ginny. It’s one thing to be expected to look perfect onstage, but hotel
elevators should be a safe space. I, for one, plan to be roaming the halls in a
spa bathrobe and complimentary slippers en route to the vending machine for the
majority of my stay.
But to
each her own.
Besides, Ginny chose this life, just as surely as I chose mine. She also
gets paid more for one sponsored Instagram post than I make in a week, and when
I remember this, I keep my sympathy in check.
The
elevator comes to a stop on the fifth floor, which has clearly been reserved
for the pageant, because we all disembark in a glamorous, glittering herd.
Myself
being the exception.
No one
seems to notice my presence, though. The Hogwarts T-shirt I’m wearing might as
well be an invisibility cloak. Fine. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here for
the chance to stay in Ginny’s luxury hotel room for a week, for free,
and completely nerd out at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
I’m also
here for moral support, of course. I plan on being at every single pageant
event, cheering like a maniac while inwardly cringing in horror at the very
thought of prancing around in only a tiny swimsuit and a crown. But since the
competition doesn’t start until 5:00 p.m., that leaves my mornings and
afternoons free to hit up the theme park. I’ve emptied my paltry savings
account and invested in a five-day unlimited pass. Bring on the butter beer.
But
first, I must locate our room amid a sea of glitz and sparkle. According to the
text Ginny sent when I landed, we’re in 511. All of my elevator pals are in
rooms along the same stretch of corridor. Half the doors on the floor have
hangtags on the knobs that read, Do not disturb! This Miss American Treasure
contestant needs her beauty sleep!
I roll my
eyes mightily.
Dangling
from the knob of room 511 is one such tag, but I highly doubt Ginny is actually
sleeping because I can hear the television booming through the door. I knock
extra hard so she can hear me above the din of whatever reality show she’s
probably watching.
Just
please God don’t let it be the Kardashians.
An
explosion of barks answers my knock. I take a deep breath. I’ve somehow
forgotten all about my sister’s French bulldog mix, Buttercup. Ginny adopted
her a month ago as part of her “platform.” I’m not sure exactly what that
means. She’s a pageant queen, not a politician. But according to approximately
five million posts on Ginny’s Instagram, she volunteers regularly at her local
shelter in support of her animal rescue policy.
If memory
serves, last year her platform was anti-bullying. But so many other contestants
on the pageant circuit had already thrown themselves into the anti-bullying
movement that she felt pressured to switch to something else. In other words,
she got bullied into giving up her anti-bullying platform. Oh, the irony.
The door
to the hotel room swings open, and Ginny is standing there in a white spa
bathrobe with her hair piled on top of her head in a messy-yet-artful twist.
She’s got one of those serum-soaked sheet masks stuck to her face—the kind that
make regular people look like something straight out of a bad horror movie.
Except Ginny isn’t a regular person. So instead she looks like Gwyneth Paltrow
enjoying a quiet day of self-care.
“Charlotte,
you’re here!”
“Yep. My
flight was right on time.” Thank God. I’m ready to make the most out of day one
on my unlimited pass.
“Come on
in.” She holds the door open wider.
The room
is a double, with side-by-side queen beds and a balcony overlooking a pool
flanked by umbrella-covered lounge chairs, a tiki bar, and two perfectly
symmetrical rows of palm trees swaying in the balmy Florida breeze. Any spare
moments I have this week that don’t include Harry Potter will be spent right
there, with my feet up and a piña colada in hand. It’s been so long since I’ve
taken an actual vacation that the mental picture I’ve just conjured nearly
makes me weep.
“This is
gorgeous. Ginny, thanks again for inviting me.”
“Are you
kidding? I’m so glad you’re here. Dad and Susan aren’t coming until the
finals.” Her smile falters. Behind the face mask, I can see her full lips tip
into a frown.
I know
exactly what she’s thinking. “You’ll make the finals. I know you will. You’re a
shoo-in for the top twenty.”
Ginny
always makes the finals. She’s up onstage every year alongside the winner and
the runners-up. She’s just never managed to crack the top five.
“This
year will be different,” I assure her.
She nods.
“It has to be.”
As much
as I hate to see my sister devoting her life to chasing a silly crown, and even
though I positively loathe the pageant scene, my heart gives a little
tug. Sometimes I forget why she got started in all of this. But every once in a
while, when Ginny’s composure slips, I remember that this is her way of feeling
connected to the mother we barely knew. The crushing sense of loss that
inevitably follows always seems to catch me off guard. It’s in those moments—
moments like this one—that I understand her dream.
I paste a
smile on my face. “It will. I promise.”
I have no
right to make that kind of promise. After all, I’m not judging this thing.
Truly,
why would anyone want that job?
But it’s
so rare to see my sister like this that I can’t stop myself. She’s always been
the poster child for confidence.
Which
just goes to show how much this particular pageant means to her. More than all
the others combined.
“You’re
right.” She nods with renewed vigor. “Of course I’ll make the finals. This is
my year.”
“Definitely.”
Pep talk over for now, I head toward the bed on the far side of the room—the
one that’s still neatly made and not covered in anything bedazzled.
Every item on Ginny’s bed shines like a disco ball, including her official Miss
American Treasure tote bag. I’m beginning to understand why she uses one of
those sleepmask things like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. I
might need to invest in one myself.
As I
cross the room, Buttercup launches herself at my wheeled suitcase, growling and
nipping at it as it drags behind me. By the time I’m within a foot of my bed,
she’s fully attached herself to it and I’m hauling both luggage and bulldog.
“Is this
normal behavior?” I ask. It can’t be, can it?
Ginny
waves a dismissive hand.
I give
Buttercup a little nudge with the toe of my Adidas sneaker. She backs away,
peering up at me with her bulgy little eyes. They almost seem to point in two
different directions. Like plastic googly eyes.
We stare
each other down for a second, and then she resumes her attack on my luggage.
“Is she
always so”—I pause, struggling for an appropriate adjective—“headstrong?”
Buttercup
and I have never been properly introduced. I only know her via Ginny’s
Instagram, where she’s usually doing something less destructive and far more
adorable.
“Buttercup
is shy,” Ginny says by way of explanation.
I look
down at the snarling dog. “Sorry, I’m not getting shy here.”
“You’re stressing her out. She’s not used to strangers and new experiences.
She’s a rescue dog, remember? The poor thing sat in the shelter for four months
before I adopted her.”
Ginny
checks the position of her sheet mask in the large mirror over the bathroom
counter. It’s a double vanity, theoretically big enough for both of us. But
Ginny’s massive amount of toiletries take up the entire space. “Did you know
that seven million dogs and cats enter shelters every year, and half of them
end up being euthanized?”
I did not
know that, and it’s a horrible, horrible statistic. But her canned delivery
prevents me from absorbing the news with the proper level of emotion.
She’s
slipped into pageant mode. She’s rattling off more devastating facts and
figures about homeless pets, all the while posing with her hand pressed to her
heart and her head tilted just so.
I glance
at Buttercup. Something tells me she’s heard the speech before.
“Maybe
less euthanasia talk in front of the rescue dog?” I suggest. No wonder the poor
thing is stressed.
“Oh my
God.” Ginny blinks. “Do you think she understands?”
“I have
no idea, but why take the chance?” Besides, I can’t handle Ginny’s
platform-level intensity right now. I’ve been up since 4:00 a.m.
“I suppose you’re right.” Ginny scoops Buttercup into her arms.
I take
advantage of the cease-fire, lift my suitcase onto the bed, and remove my
things, paltry in comparison to the vast wardrobe Ginny has stuffed into the
closet and all but one of the dresser drawers. Fortunately, I travel light.
Clotheswise,
anyway. Beneath the layers of jeans and T-shirts, four hardback novels line the
bottom of my bag. I remove all four and arrange them in a nice, neat stack atop
the nightstand closest to my bed.
When I
look up, Ginny’s shaking her head. “Are you sure you brought enough reading
material?”
“Don’t
judge. I’m on vacation, remember?”
“Exactly.
You’re a librarian. Your vacation should be book-free.” Ginny makes a
zero sign with one of her perfectly manicured hands.
“How are
we even related?” It’s not the first time I’ve asked that question, and I know
with every fiber of my being that Ginny wonders the same thing sometimes.
How could
she not?
“Before
you dive into one of those, can you take Buttercup for a quick walk?” She grabs
a Barbie-pink leash from her nightstand. And—surprise!—it’s heavily
bedazzled. “Pretty please.”
“What?
Why me?” My gaze flits toward Buttercup, who’s now positioned on Ginny’s pillow
with her plump rear facing me. “She doesn’t even like me. Stranger danger and
all that.”
Ginny
rolls her eyes. “Stranger danger? You spend too much time with little kids.”
True. She
dragged me to yoga once, and I kept referring to easy pose as crisscross
applesauce.
Still,
Buttercup doesn’t seem any more thrilled by the idea than I am. Also, I’ve
already begun typing the address of the theme park into the Uber app on my
phone. I’m supposed to be dodging a fire-breathing dragon in Diagon Alley right
now, not walking a petulant French bulldog.
“I was
kind of hoping to head over to Harry Potter World so I could be back in time
for us to have an early dinner. Don’t you have pageant stuff today?” I’m pretty
sure she has a date with some spray tanner this afternoon. Her skin tone
matches mine right now, and I know from experience that Ginny is usually at
least four shades closer to orange when there’s a pageant on the horizon.
“Yes, and
of course you can head right over there just as soon as you walk Buttercup. She
hasn’t been out since early this morning. I can’t do it—I’m not allowed to
leave the room without my sash on.”
I blink.
“What?”
“Contestants
can’t leave their hotel rooms unless they’re pageant-ready. Outside of this room,
I have to wear my sash at all times.”
I don’t even know what to say, but suddenly the army of beauty queens from the
elevator makes more sense. “That’s crazypants. It’s like you’re some kind of
pageant hostage. Put your sash on, and take her out yourself.”
Ginny
sighs. “Dramatic much? This isn’t some tiny regional pageant. Miss American
Treasure is the big time. She’s a role model. You know that.”
I do. I
probably know more about that than any of those chattering elevator girls.
“I can’t
go out there like this,” she says.
“Fine.” I
take the leash from her hands. She’s clearly in no condition to leave the room,
although I would pay money to see an Instagram post of Ginny wearing the sash
and her sheet mask at the same time.
“Thank you.”
Her slender shoulders sag with relief. “I owe you one. We’ll have a great
dinner tonight, I promise. It’ll be just like old times.”
Old
times?
I don’t
believe her for a minute. When we were kids, our favorite dinners included
sloppy joes and macaroni and cheese. I can’t remember the last time I saw a
carb cross Ginny’s lips.
“Come on,
Buttercup,” I mutter.
The
portly little dog growls the entire time I’m attaching her leash to her sparkly
pink collar. This should be lovely.
“We’ll be
right back.” I cast a glance over my shoulder as I lead Buttercup out the door,
and Ginny catches my gaze in the mirror.
She gives
me a little wave. I wave back, and for a moment, I go still. Rooted to the
spot. Ginny’s sheet mask is gone, and her face is bare. Clean. It’s been a
while since I’ve seen her makeup-free. Without the airbrushed foundation, the
contouring and highlighting, the carefully lined lips and the double layers of
false eyelashes, she looks a lot like me.
She looks
exactly like me, actually. Same nose. Same eyes. Same heart-shaped face.
Same DNA.
Because
even though my sister has always been the pretty one, the beauty queen—the Jane
Bennet to my Elizabeth, the Meg March to my Jo—she’s also my twin.
For those
of you who aren’t familiar with the author Teri Wilson, here’s a bit of
background on her.
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| Author Teri Wilson |
Teri
Wilson is the author/creator of the Hallmark Channel Original Movies
Unleashing Mr. Darcy, Marrying Mr. Darcy,
and The Art of Us, as well as a
fourth Hallmark movie currently in development. Teri is a double finalist in
the prestigious 2018 RWA RITA awards for her novels The Princess Problem and Royally
Wed.
Teri also
writes an offbeat fashion column for the royal blog What Would Kate Do and is a
frequent guest contributor for its sister site, Meghan’s Mirror. She’s been a
contributor for both HelloGiggles and Teen Vogue, covering books, pop culture,
beauty, and everything royal. In 2017, she served as a national judge for the
Miss United States pageant in Orlando, Florida, and has since judged in the
Miss America system. She has a major weakness for cute animals, pretty dresses,
Audrey Hepburn films, and good books.
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